These people try to make it sound easy but there’s a lot of assumptions built into their flow chart.
- Do I consider what I’m doing right now, ‘Life’? …. Right now? In these jeans? I guess.
- Do I think I’m going to die? I can obsess about this without any help from a sign, thanks. And anyway, weren’t we promised immortality along with our jetpacks?
- Have I committed to a grave per se? Well, no, what about cremation and being buried at sea and let’s not rule out cryogenics.
- And then, whoops, suddenly the only options are hellfire or paradise? What about a nice hot cup of tea? Or just a sunny afternoon at the pub. Must we get all gloomy like this? Sorry religious dudes, you’ve lost me completely.