Emma Van Leest paper cut. Link via Design Files.

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I do hope you don’t need some advice from “Steve” about your “B.O.”

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Shoe Umbrellas.

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If this happens to you when you sit on a chair, just walk away; you’re not going to get through with a gag about cheap manufacture.

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Well is there?

Well of course it is. “Well” had to be somewhere; why shouldn’t it be there? And goodness, there’s that old hairbrush I lost too.

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Careers page from the first Women’s Weekly, 1933

My favourite bit is the baleful lady in the top left corner, the caption for which reads, “Miss 1933, on the threshold of life, looks into the future. It is an age when fairy princes are few, and a job must be sought.” Luckily, she can become a secretary.

ressigma15631com6069Careers page from the first Women’s Weekly, 1933

Do fish get thirsty?

Have you ever drunk seawater? Well imagine drinking hundreds of cups of seawater then multiply it by forever and that’s how thirsty fish get. Why just the other day I spilled Gatorade in the water at St Kilda and watched the fish flock like seagulls to chips. This simple fact could save anglers so much trouble.

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Why are there so many ways to spell Stephan Steffan Steffen?

If by this question, you mean, “Is Stephen Dorff cute?” then the answer is ‘Yes. Yes he is.’ If that is not the right answer, then maybe you are asking the wrong question. Just saying. I know someone whose surname is Stefan. Another variation! These people are very greedy for different spellings aren’t they? Try not to let it bother …

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Why is it that I see flight advertised on a travel website for an extremely cheap rate but when I go to book them them they are more expensive than the normal rate?

This is a good question. The answer is because people are vile. Not all people but a fair few and certainly enough of them to make you want to scream and put spiders in their letterboxes but of course you can’t easily do that to evil online travel website people who you don’t know. Annoying, isn’t it? The number of …

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My review of the Lionel Richie Concert: ‘Cause I wonder where you are, and I wonder what you’re doing

Last night, as I regarded my ticket for the Lionel Richie concert which held the terrible news that Gold FM and Mix 101.1 were bringing him to me, I was also horrified to learn that Guy Sebastian would be the supporting act and I knew what it was to be old. When we arrived about 30 minutes into Sebastian’s set, …

ressigma15631com6069My review of the Lionel Richie Concert: ‘Cause I wonder where you are, and I wonder what you’re doing