Jean Luc Cornec’s sculpture, Scheiterhaufen. The translation of some of the words are: Knusprigkeitstest Geschwätzigkeit Loquacity Sperrholzkästchen Plywood box Kunstzeitschrift Art magazine ausschliesslich only Schleswig-Holstein Schleswig-Holstein Uneinheitlichkeit Heterogeneity Sumpfpflanzen Marsh plants Österreichische Austrian Schweineschwänzchen Schweineschwänzchen Spielzeugkiste Toy box Holzschnitzkunst Woodcarving Schmutzkruste Dirt crust Rechtsstreitfrage Legal issue Einheimische Local Eichhörnchen Squirrel Zwetschgenschnaps Plum brandy glücklichste happiest Einspruchsfrist Opposition period Teekesselchen Teekesselchen …

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Emma Van Leest paper cut. Link via Design Files.

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I do hope you don’t need some advice from “Steve” about your “B.O.”

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Shoe Umbrellas.

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If this happens to you when you sit on a chair, just walk away; you’re not going to get through with a gag about cheap manufacture.

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Well is there?

Well of course it is. “Well” had to be somewhere; why shouldn’t it be there? And goodness, there’s that old hairbrush I lost too.

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Careers page from the first Women’s Weekly, 1933

My favourite bit is the baleful lady in the top left corner, the caption for which reads, “Miss 1933, on the threshold of life, looks into the future. It is an age when fairy princes are few, and a job must be sought.” Luckily, she can become a secretary.

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Do fish get thirsty?

Have you ever drunk seawater? Well imagine drinking hundreds of cups of seawater then multiply it by forever and that’s how thirsty fish get. Why just the other day I spilled Gatorade in the water at St Kilda and watched the fish flock like seagulls to chips. This simple fact could save anglers so much trouble.

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Why are there so many ways to spell Stephan Steffan Steffen?

If by this question, you mean, “Is Stephen Dorff cute?” then the answer is ‘Yes. Yes he is.’ If that is not the right answer, then maybe you are asking the wrong question. Just saying. I know someone whose surname is Stefan. Another variation! These people are very greedy for different spellings aren’t they? Try not to let it bother …

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Why is it that I see flight advertised on a travel website for an extremely cheap rate but when I go to book them them they are more expensive than the normal rate?

This is a good question. The answer is because people are vile. Not all people but a fair few and certainly enough of them to make you want to scream and put spiders in their letterboxes but of course you can’t easily do that to evil online travel website people who you don’t know. Annoying, isn’t it? The number of …

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