For parents

One for the parents who have just removed a sausage from the toaster.

ressigma15631com6069For parents

Kochie is a brave freedom fighter

So after a morning on Sunrise in which he mocked breastfeeding mothers and they made boobs jokes in the tradition of Benny Hill, Kochie’s doing a fake mea culpa in this opinion piece. Allow me to lift the debate by calling him a complete numpty. The piece is so ripe with goobiness that it’s hard to know where to start. …

ressigma15631com6069Kochie is a brave freedom fighter

An Open letter to the bot named ST1LLK1DR4UHL (Melanie)

From: ST1LLK1DR4UHL Melanie Direct message (Twitter) Hey someperson has been saying really badnasty rumors about u.. [link] Hi “Melanie” Thanks for the DM. Sorry to hear that you got such an average Twitter Handle. Still, I guess ST1LLK1DR4UHL beats the billy-o out of ST1LLK1DR4UHL69. I really appreciate you letting me know that someperson has been talking about me. Could you …

ressigma15631com6069An Open letter to the bot named ST1LLK1DR4UHL (Melanie)

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

The third in a very short and pointless series about irritating inspirational sayings. If I knew I could not fail, I would definitely go and make fun of someone who made up inspirational sayings. I mean, how did this saying even get started? I imagine the conversation went like this: Person A: “I would like to do that thing I’ve …

ressigma15631com6069What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

Dance like no one’s watching

The second in a very short series of inspirational sayings I resent. You know what happens when you dance like no one’s watching? Someone is watching. And they think you are weird and might be the sort of lady who has a lot of cats. Click here to see what you would look like. They won’t give you that job …

ressigma15631com6069Dance like no one’s watching

Today is the first day of the rest of your life

I resent inspirational sayings like Coyote resents Road Runner, in the sense that I want to kill them and would happily develop elaborate schemes to do so if I had time but in the absence of that, would also be happy to drop a large weight on them. This one is particularly ridiculous. Setting aside the fact that every day …

ressigma15631com6069Today is the first day of the rest of your life

How my day feels.