Hellooooo friends!

I’m just sitting on a boat awkwardly in my paisley print mustard bathing suit and matching matinee jacket.

Look closely at my left hand – that’s right, I’m MARRIED. Just think about that for a moment and if you’re not married, take a good hard look at yourself and consider what sitting awkwardly in front of inanimate wild boar at Disneyland might have to offer you.

Gotta go, more sitting to do!


Link via Kevin Kidney.