Dance like no one’s watching

The second in a very short series of inspirational sayings I resent.

You know what happens when you dance like no one’s watching?

Someone is watching.

And they think you are weird and might be the sort of lady who has a lot of cats. Click here to see what you would look like.

They won’t give you that job you want, and they certainly won’t come to your party.

Dance like someone is watching. Or better still: don’t dance. Dancing is overrated and you’re too old for dancing now, anyway.

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